Tuesday, 11 January 2011

LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM (1989) - Hugh Grant vs the snake vampires


THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM
(1989, UK)

Cheeky horror spoof mixes Hammer with Carry On...

This is a lot of fun and doesn't take itself toooo seriously. Director
Ken Russell decorates the story with hints of history, if only to justify some outrageous dream-imagery, graphically pitting paganism against Christianity. He also mixes in vampirism, in a nod to Bram Stoker's far more famous novel, Dracula. One of the publicity stills shows a half-naked nun impaled on a stake, a reference to Vlad The Impaler, though I didn't spot it in the film. The legend of the D'Ampton worm, quoted in the film, is an actual English legend. Russell points out that an older derivation of the word 'worm' could also mean serpent or dragon, alluding to the British legend of St George.



All that backstory and a very impressive cave location should be enough for a good horror film, but Russell is more interested in the sex. Anyone familiar with
his other movies will be unsurprised. While Roman soldiers ravaging nuns looks more like a cheap spoof of The Devils, the antics of the sensual villain (Amanda Donohoe) are comparatively subtle. She's especially good at the serpentine double-entendres hinting at what's to come.

The minor amount of gore occasionally shocks and there's an good monster considering the budget. The climax is all the more impressive for being shot in forced perspective, sidestepping the need for obvious visual effects compositing.


Like
Altered States (1980), Russell's trademark imagery is relegated to wild hallucinations, mixing up snakes, nuns and fire. These were realised using electronic bluescreen on video transferred to film. Derek Jarman also used this method for several of his later films. (Jarman also worked as production designer for Russell's The Devils). The visual texture is suitably different to the reality of the rest of the story.

Simply put, an archaeologist (Peter Capaldi) discovers a monstrous skull on the site of an old temple, on land owned by a local Lord (Hugh Grant). The discovery is of great interest to the mysterious Lady Marsh (Amanda Donohoe) and provides a clue in a string of local disappearances near a dangerously deep cavern...


Although tongue-in-cheek, some unintentional humour can be had from some of the 'northern' English accents on offer. Sammi Davis' accent is distracting and Catherine Oxenberg sounds like she's been completely redubbed, sabotaging much of her performance. She was the most famous cast member at the time, presumably chosen to stir up controversy in the newspapers. Oxenberg is related to British royalty, had played a Princess on Dynasty and even starred as Princess Diana in a US TV movie. Russell was playing with her Diana image by cheekily sexualising and terrifying her character.


Hugh Grant is effortlessly upper-class here, very early in his movie career, five years before his breakthrough hit Four Weddings and a Funeral. Not yet a buffoon, his character has far more steel than in later comedy roles.


Another young performer in the film who has since hit his stride is Peter Capaldi (seen here with Sammi Davis), the cruel backbone of In The Loop and The Thick of It, only known back then for his supporting role in Local Hero (1983).


It's a shame that Amanda Donohoe's sensational and memorable performance didn't keep her in higher profile roles. She enjoys the punny dialogue and doesn't overplay it. Before providing most of the outrageousness by running around completely naked, painted blue, sporting the hugest fangs this side of Fright Night. She'd again court controversy by giving American TV an early lesbian kiss in the hit series LA Law. Coincidentally, Donohoe and Oxenberg both recently appeared in Starship Troopers 3 (2008).

After Gothic (1986), Ken Russell made this as part of a three-picture deal for Vestron Pictures, along with Salome's Last Dance and The Rainbow (a prequel to his earlier hit, Women In Love). But this was the last time he was allowed a creative spurt in the cinema. The three films shared many of the same actors and even a few overlapping themes, worth viewing together as a very diverse trilogy.


After these, Russell only made one more film, Whore, before being tossed back into TV, and making video projects in his garage with friends and fans. At least there was The Girl With Golden Breasts, a suitably bizarre segment for the horror compendium Trapped Ashes (2006), which showed that his titular obsessions and humour are still rampant.

Russell's golden days of big budgets were the 1970s. His seriously horrific The Devils (1971) would have made The Exorcist (1973) look relatively tame had it been given a wide and uncut release. It continues to be controversial today, still missing from DVD
(review and more details here).


The Lair of the White Worm is fun as a comedy horror and a fair introduction to this uniquely cheeky director. The last time the film appeared in the UK was on VHS (at top), though it's been on DVD twice in the US, both times in anamorphic widescreen. My 1999 Pioneer Special Edition DVD also has an amusing and brash commentary track by the director.

There are other fans of the film out there - witness this screengrab-heavy review from
The House of Self-Indulgence.

The original release trailer is clumsy, unsubtle, full of spoilers and presented here in washed-out full-frame. The DVD looks much better than this...



Wednesday, 5 January 2011

Top Ten Films of 2010

Making a best of last year list is always a hard thing for me to do (mostly). Some movies do not hold up over time and others can become favorite of mine later on with repeat viewings. I found 2010 a hard year to have a list of 10 movies of the year, in fact I would say there was only 7 or so movies I would consider my favorites of 2010. Sure movies like Iron Man 2 are nice quality entertainment but they just don't fit on what I consider to my top movies.

My rational for choosing the movies on this list were how they effected me when I was seeing them. I believe that if a movie can take hold of you during the time you are watching it and have an immediate effect on you in some way then that is a top movie. I was trying to see what movies made me feel not only for the characters on the screen but could relate to me. Most of the movies on this list also had great production value. Great acting is found in most of them as is a director or producer who had an idea and oversaw every aspect of the movie making it true to their vision.

I know that went on for a while but I just wanted to get out my process, now please enjoy one man's opinions on what he found to be the class of the 2010 movies (that I saw, I am sure there are tons more I could add if only had the time to see every movie that was released in 2010).



10. Best Worst Movie

Director - Micheal Stephenson

Best Worst movie is a documentary about how Troll 2 has becomes the worst movie ever made. Troll 2 has recently began to take on a cult following and the movie shows the main actor from Troll 2 George Hardy and how he embraces his new found fame. As a fan of cult movies this one really appealed to me. I found in fascinating how a movie so bad becomes a cult classic. George Hardy is also a very personable man and watching him interact with his new fame is a joy to watch. I also like how the movie is a love note to bad cinema and how no matter how bad or a good movie is, someone is bound to like it in some way.



9. Exit Through the Gift Shop

Director - Banksy

By this point I am sure you are asking, are you only going to do documentaries this year? This will be the last one on the list, but after you see this movie I think you will understand why it made my list. The movie is about Thierry Guetta a man who likes to film everything that happens in his life. One day he gets into the world of street art (aka grafitti) and starts to film people who make art, but do so in public places. He films all of this with no idea that it will lead into this documentary. Later he meets and befriends the elusive street art legend Banksy. Guetta follows Banksy and they become friends but later on Guetta decides to become his own artist. I really enjoyed being introduced into this world, I have always long admired the street art but seeing how these artists work and create was something that I have never seen before in a movie. Seeing Guetta go from a guy with a camera to putting on his own show in L.A. is riveting, and the ending of the movie leaves the viewer to decide if all had just seen was real or all just another trick from the mastermind of Banksy.



8. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Director - Edgar Wright

Pure fun and eye candy mixed with good story based off a comic book and you get a darn good movie. I am normally an avid comic book fan and in years past you would see a lot of comic book movies on my best of list. Just because there are more comic book movies out than ever before doesn't mean they are always good, I found Scott Pilgrim to be best of the comic book movies released in 2010. The movie is about love and how you have to fight for love, in this instance Scott instantly falls for Ramona and to be with her he has to defeat her 7 evil ex's (like I said, a comic book). You get some good battles and a lot of good comedy which is aimed at guys like me who love 8-bit video games . The movie is very quick and funny, I could watch it a few more times and most likely get jokes I missed the first time, but the jokes why silly are not stupid. The cast is also very good. Overall if you read the comic books ( I have) and watched this movie you would not feel cheated, they took the time and were smart with adapting this, good show!



7. The Fighter

Director - David O. Russell

The Fighter is based off a true story of Mickey and Dicky, two brothers who are bonded by boxing. Mickey (Mark Wahlberg) is a boxer who is trained by his brother Dicky (Christian Bale) who happens to be a former boxer but has turned to drugs. The movie is about the redemption of both men, both in different ways. I found the acting to be top notch throughout the film. I normally dislike Whalberg but found his subdued performance to really work in the film. Christian Bale on the other hand is superb as the drug addict brother. Bale is sure to get some award love from the performance, and I will let you know its warranted. Amy Adams and Melissa Leo are the women who want different things for Mickey and are willing to fight for him, they both give great supporting roles that are vital to the overall conflict of Mickey and DIcky. You also get some good boxing and a story that is not afraid to get dark but also leaves you feeling good about the outcome. I really felt the bond between the brothers and how sometimes you love your family but you have to do what is best for yourself. I can see this being on some best of sports movies list in the future as well, it is really that good.



6. The Social Network

Director - David Fincher

Fincher has long been a favorite director of mine and he gives just another great production here. Jesse Eisenberg give an amazing performance as Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook. A movie about Facebook could have easily gone wrong but with Fincher working off a great Aaron Sorkin script you get a movie that is very well done. Zuckerberg is portrayed as a made genius who gets upset when he gets dumped and decides to get back at his ex by becoming someone who is important. The look and music of the film are just top notch, they really made sure to get the look just right. Besides Eisenberg you get good performances out of Andrew Garfield, who plays Zuckerbergs only real friend who ends up getting hurt by the creation they made together. If I was able to see the movie again I am sure if could have found itself higher on my list and why I did enjoy the movie I was more taken in by certain aspects and not as effected by the movie as others were, still this is great cinema.




5. The King's Speech

Director - Tom Hooper

Easily one of the best true story movies I saw in 2010, The King's Speech happens to be a great story of two men and has what I consider the ensemble acting cast of the last year. You have Colin Firth as King George VI who stammers and seeks the help of Lionel Logue played brilliantly by Geoffrey Rush. I could see both men easily win an Oscar for their performances in the movie. I still have to mention a great supporting role from Helena Bonham Carter as the Queen, she gives heart and compassion to what the men are doing. The movie has its share of laughs (placed in perfect times) yet is also dramatic in the right spots. Tom Hooper is sure to become a household name after directing this movie masterfully. If you like historical movies you also get that thrown into the film, I loved learning about the history of King George VI and found myself wanting to learn more about the real life people after the credits rolled. Firth and Rush really make this movie a must see and their acting works so well together, I really cannot praise the acting in this movie enough.



4. The Town

Director - Ben Affleck

Mr. Affleck is slowly becoming a favorite director of mine, his last film Gone Baby Gone made my top films of 2007 and now his latest film The Town easily makes my list as a top movie of 2010. At one point this movie was much higher on my list but like I said in the intro I have only had the pleasure of seeing The Town once in 2010. Affleck spins a cinematic web about the city of Charlestown, which happens to be renowned for churning out a higher number of robberies then any other place in the United States. Affleck also stars as Doug MacRay a bank robber who is great at what he does. I really do not want to go too much into the story because I fear I could ruin something but needless to say it is a very impressive story and has to do with Doug trying to get out of the robbery business, but of course that is never as easy it would seem. Jeremy Renner gives what could be the best supporting role I saw last year as James, a life long friend of Doug's who has different opinions about loyalty. The movie mixes love, action, and drama in very unique way that I thought really hit on everything it was trying to accomplish. The bank robber scenes are done in a realistic style and they include some great heist scenes, especially the last heist which happens to take place at a historical landmark (at least for me it is). The Town is a great movie and I am glad to see that Affleck produced an even better film after his Gone Baby Gone, I eagerly await to see what he can do next, either way I consider myself to be a supporter.



3. Black Swan

Director - Daren Aronofsky

Black Swan totally captivated me during its 108 minutes. Natalie Portman really gives a tour de force performance as the ballerina Nina who wants nothing more then to be perfect in her role of Swan Lake. Nina is egged on by her director Thomas (Vincet Cassel) to let down her guard and let herself feel the part of the Black Swan. Nina's life is very complicated, she tries to give all her focus on the role but her mother is domineering and controlling of Nina. Lily (Mila Kunis) plays another ballerina who befriends Nina and opens her eyes to the outside world, but is she helping Nina or trying to take her focus away? I will not say too much else but this movie really gets darker as it progresses and I found it to just amazing. Nina lets down her guard and starts to change, but her transformation is more then she is aware. The movie is very tense and you will start to question many things that you see, asking yourself if that really just happened or was it all in Nina's head? If Portman did not give the performance she did I could see this being just another movie, thankfully she had a lot to work with and gives one of the best female performances I saw in 2010. Cassel steals any scene he is in as the director who mixes passion with art, Barbara Hershey gives a very disturbing performance as Nina's mother who tries to keep her daughter perfect, and of course the beautiful Mila Kunis shines as the rebel Lily, it was great to see her expand into a more dramatic role. But without Aronofksky this movie would not work. He is already a much heralded director and shows why with Black Swan. I am sure this movie is not for everyone but I thought it was the perfect mix of great acting, directing, and tense story that made Black Swan a great movie.



2. Inception

Director - Christopher Nolan

What can be said about this movie that has not already been uttered? In case you have not heard of or seen Inception it is a masterpiece by Christopher Nolan the guy who also did my favorite comic book movie of all time (The Dark Knight). The movie is visually breathtaking, they shot a lot of the film on location (as much as they could) and you have a great list of actors who all totally give spot on performances. Leonardo DiCaprio, Ken Watanabe, Joesph Gordon-Levitt, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, and new comer Tom Hardy are the gang who plan to go into a man's dream and implant an idea, because as the movie says an idea is the most resilient parasite.

The reason I fully enjoyed Inception is because it is very layered and it attempts to take on a massive subject, and does so with great resolve. The dream world has to be set up perfect to make sense and they really make sure that you will understand how we can interact in the dream world. Nolan really made sure everything in perfect order for the movie to work. The rotating hotel hallway is a favorite scene of mine, just amazing visuals. When you get a movie like Inception you get not only good acting and story but amazing visuals and an ending that is totally up the view of what to make of it. I recommend you see this movie more than once, it will take a few viewings to really get everything going on in the world of Inception.



1. Toy Story 3

Director - Lee Unkrich

I have had Pixar movies on my best of lists many times before and every year they seemed to slowly move up on my lists, this year Pixar and Toy Story 3 has landed as my favorite movie of 2010. I also can clearly say that it was never really a contest, no other movie had a bigger emotional effect on me last year.

We are now at the time were animation and voice work can be just as effective as live acting. Toy Story 3 is about letting go of what you once loved and moving on. Andy the boy from the first two movies is off to college, and is now too old to play with his toys. The toys (Woody, Buzz, Ham, and all the rest) are just toys and longed to be with played with. The toys somehow end up being wrongly donated to a day-care, from then on the movie becomes an escape film. The toys want to find their way home to be with the boy who once loved them so. The animation is some of the best you will see, Pixar really outdoes themselves with each new movie and Toy Story 3 hold true to this. Voice acting remains amazing as well. Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusak, Don Rickles, John Ratzenberger and new comers Ned Beatty and Michael Keaton are all just absolutely perfect in their roles. Unkrich was co-director of Toy Story 2, Monsters Inc., and Finding Nemo was ready for his first solo gig and shines in giving the characters heart and soul.

I wish I could go into more detail about the movie it has to be seen. Two scenes in particular had a huge emotional toll on me. One has to do with putting the toys in peril and in that scene I really thought the toys would be lost forever and I just couldn't deal with it. The final scene in the movie was very emotional for me. I guess I have always been into my toys and growing up and moving on was never easy for me. I have given up my toys but it goes deeper then that, giving up your toys means giving up your youth in a sense. I am now a man of 31 and toys are no longer things I play with, but when I did have toys in my life and was a child it was the best time in my life. I played out huge stories with my toys but no longer have the time or will to do so. Andy growing up is representative of what we all have to go through one day, the fun and games stop and we give up idols we once cherished. Yes this movie made me think of all of this and I will be thankful for that forever. Thank you Toy Story 3 for showing me I was not the only one who had to grow up and move on.

Hope you enjoyed the list. As I said before this is just my own personal list, you may have your own ideas and picks and that is what makes movie going so cool. Here's to 2010! Now bring on more cool movies in 2011.

Farewell Jill Haworth - a favourite scream queen


A visual reminder of Jill Haworth's horror roles...


I've stopped writing tributes because it was turning into a full-time job. I also prefer to write about my favourite movie people while they're still alive, and that's what I was hoping to do for Jill Haworth, having written to her last year with a few questions. For whatever reason there was no reply, but I still held out hope of perhaps seeing her at a convention or a public interview. I wasn't expecting her to pass away this young, at 65, earlier this week.


Many obituaries and tributes have lead with her biggest role in Otto Preminger's Exodus, opposite Sal Mineo. Or that she originated the role of Sally Bowles in the first production of Cabaret. But I was always more excited by her work in the horror genre. While most of these films were low-budget, they were made with a cast who'd take them seriously. No matter how silly the script or the situation, some of these films were awash with great talent.
While my taste for horror films includesthe cheaply-made, I tune out really quickly if the acting is poor. This restricts what I enjoy quite severely - I'm unreasonably demanding low-budget horror with good casts. I'm also more likely to watch an actor in their low-budget roles rather than their biggest movies.



THE OUTER LIMITS
'The Sixth Finger' (1963, TV episode)

After Exodus, Jill's major film roles soon gave way to TV appearances like this. She played opposite David McCallum (The Man From UNCLE, The Invisible Man) in this tale of a scientist meddling with evolution in a Welsh mining town! As Cathy, she witnesses the past and the future of humanity...





IT! (1967)

Returning to England, Jill again found leading roles in movies, albeit in low-budget horrors. But at least she was playing opposite Hollywood star Roddy McDowall. She plays Ellen, who discovers that Arthur, a local museum curator, has unearthed the legendary Golem and knows how to control the indestructible creature. As Arthur falls in love with her, despite the protests of his dead mother (!), she finds herself in an impossible situation - not being able to say no to a man with absolute power...

 More about IT! here.





THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF HORROR (1969)
(also called Horror House or The Dark)

Although she gets top billing under Frankie Avalon, this and Tower of Evil are more ensemble pieces. A small crowd of young people lined up for serial killing shenanigans. Only when the crowd thins out a little, that she really gets a chance to shine. Her final moments in the film are some of the most horrifying I've seen, purely down to her performance.



  

TOWER OF EVIL (1972)
(also called Horror on Snape Island or Beyond the Fog)
Another horror film that predates Black Christmas and Halloween with a crowd of youngsters battling a monstrous evil that carries pointy weapons. Again Jill has an amusingly bitchy character, but still evokes sympathy when she gets into trouble. The kind of trouble where you're being chased around an old lighthouse by some thing with an efficient-looking sacrificial blade...




More about the wonderful Tower of Evil here.




HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS (1972, TV movie)

Only just passes as horror nowadays, but fascinating for seventies TV. They spill as much blood as they dare, when a pitchfork murderer is stalking around in a yellow raincoat! Plot twists courtesy of Joseph Stefano (Psycho, The Outer Limits), direction by John Llewellyn Moxey (The Night Stalker, City of the Dead). A definite attempt to assemble actresses from horror films. Only young Sally Field is new to the world of slashers, but she sure can scream like a pro! A treat to see Eleanor Parker (Eye of the Cat), Jessica Walter (Play Misty For Me), Julie Harris (The Haunting) all together,with Jill easily holding her own. Some formidable scenes of duress and madness push some of the cast over the top, but that's all part of the fun.




THE MUTATIONS (1974)
(also called The Freakmaker)
This is hard to recommend, because of the variable acting and a queasy use of real-life circus freaks as 'monsters'. But it still draws an audience because of Donald Pleasence as a mad scientist, and future Doctor Who Tom Baker as a mutated killer, plus some ambitious giant killer plants. Jill is knocked down the cast list to merely co-star, no longer the leading lady. Julie Ege takes the starring role, willing to strip down for the part.

So how many horrors qualify you as a scream queen - surely these are enough? And she really could scream...


Jill Haworth's page on IMDB.


Much more about the making of The Haunted House of Horror here on director Michael Armstrong's own website.
Finding photos to illustrate Jill's horror roles wasn't easy - but Monster Magazine World has dug up some great publicity photos for these movies.



Monday, 3 January 2011

Final NFL Power Poll

1. (-) New England Patriots (14-2)
2. (-) Atlanta Falcons (13-3)
3. (-) Baltimore Ravens (12-4)
4. (-) Pittsburgh Steelers (12-4)
5. (8) New York Jets (11-5)
6. (7) New Orleans Saints (11-5)
7. (5) Chicago Bears (11-5)
8. (6) Philadelphia Eagles (10-6)
9. (11) Indianapolis Colts (10-6)
10. (-) Green Bay Packers (10-6)
11. (9) Kansas City Chiefs (10-6)
12. (-) New York Giants (10-6)
13. (14) San Diego Chargers (9-7)
14. (13) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (10-6)
15. (16) Oakland Raiders (8-8)
16. (15) Jacksonville Jaguars (8-8)
17. (20) Seattle Seahawks (7-9)
18. (-) Miami Dolphins (7-9)
19. (21) Dallas Cowboys (6-10)
20. (17) St Louis Rams (7-9)
21. (24) Houston Texans (6-10)
22. (25) Detroit Lions (6-10)
23. (19) Washington Redskins (6-10)
24. (23) Tennessee Titans (6-10)
25. (28) Minnesota Vikings (6-10)
26. (29) San Francisco 49ers (6-10)
27. (26) Buffalo Bills (4-12)
28. (22) Cleveland Browns (5-11)
29. (27) Cincinnati Bengals (4-12)
30. (-) Arizona Cardinals (5-11)
31. (-) Denver Broncos (4-12)
32. (32) Carolina Panthers (2-14)

Movie Log 2010

I know you all really want to see every movie that I saw in 2010, so here you go...

223. Wild at Heart -- B
222. The King's Speech -- A-
221. True Grit (2010) -- B+
220. Die Hard -- A-
219. Elf -- B
218. Hell Ride -- B-
217. Exit Through the Gift Shop -- B+
216. The Keep -- C-
215. It's A Wonderful Life -- A
214. TRON: Legacy -- B-
213. Christmas Vacation -- B+
212. Solitary Man -- B-
211. 127 Hours -- B+
210. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back -- B
209. Winnebago Man -- B
208. TRON -- C+
207. Goonies -- A-
206. Calvin Marshall -- C
205. The Princess and the Frog -- B-
204. Secret Origin: The Story of DC Comics -- C+
203. A Perfect Getaway -- B-
202. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 -- B
201. Best Worst Movie -- B+
200. Back to the Future -- A
199. Cobra -- B
198. Unstoppable -- C
197. Lost Boys: The Thirst - C-
196. I Am Sam -- A-
195. Batman: Under the Red Hood -- C-
194. L.A. Story -- B+
193. Major League -- A-
192. Due Date -- C
191. I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell -- B-
190. Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film -- B-
189. The Fly -- A-
188. Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers -- C
187. Army Of Darkness -- B+
186. New Years Evil -- B
185. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers -- D
184. It's Kind of a Funny Story -- B
183. The Hebrew Hammer -- C-
182. Maniac -- A-
181. The Human Centipede: First Sequence -- C-
180. Masters of Horror - Family -- C+
179. Creepshow -- B
178. Jack-Ass 3-D -- C+
177. Halloween 4 -- C+
176. Chopping Mall -- D+
175. Day of the Dead -- B
174. ThanksKilling -- D+
173. Death Proof -- C+
172. The Video Dead -- B-
171. Planet Terror -- B-
170. City of the Living Dead -- B
169. Frankenstein -- A
168. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan -- D
167. Dracula -- B
166. An American Werewolf In London -- B+
165. The Funhouse -- C
164. The Social Network -- B+
163. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning -- C
162. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter -- C+
161. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time: C-
160. Sherlock Holmes -- B+
159. Billy Madison -- B+
158. Glory Daze -- B-
157. Devil -- C
156. Bitch Slap -- C+
155. Waiting -- B
154. The Town -- A-
153. Resident Evil: Afterlife -- B-
152. Jaws 2 -- C
151. Kick-Ass -- B
150. Benny & Joon -- B
149. The Dead Pool -- B
148. Hang 'Em High -- B+
147. Close Encounters of the Third Kind -- A-
146. The Sure Thing -- B-
145. Machete -- B
144. The Other Guys -- B-
143. Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever-- D-
142. Operation: Endgame -- C+
141. The Expendables -- B
140. The Losers -- B
139. Finding Neverland -- B
138. Piranha 3D -- B-
137. The Ghost Writer -- B-
136. Cheerleaders Beach Party -- F
135. Jaws -- A+
134. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World -- B+
133. Sudden Impact -- B
132. I'm Reed Fish -- C-
131. Mac and Me -- D
130. Dinner for Schmucks -- C+
129. Pirate Radio -- B+
128. The Pianist -- A
127. Law Abiding Citizen -- B
126. Hot Tub Time Machine -- B-
125. Ink -- B
124. His Name Was Jason -- C+
123. Ratatouille - A-
122. Cop Out-- B- (2)
121. Inception -- A- (2)
120. Rambo: First Blood Part II -- B-
119. Despicable Me -- B
118. Predators -- C+
117. Toy Story 2 -- A
116. Monsters, Inc. -- A-
115. The Road -- B
114. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen -- B
113. Return to Sleepaway Camp -- D+
112. Driving Miss Daisy -- B
111. Stan Helsing -- F
110. The Rainmaker -- B-
109. Cashback -- A
108. She's Out Of My League -- C+
107. Julie & Julia -- B
106. Commando -- C
105. Deep End -- B+
104. Knight and Day -- C
103. Role Models -- B
102. Toy Story -- A
101. Down Periscope -- C+
100. The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus -- C+
99. Pushing Tin -- B-
98. Toy Story 3 -- A
97. The Enforcer -- C+
96. Living In Oblivion -- C
95. A-Team -- C
94. The Fourth Kind -- D
93. Legion -- C
92. Phantasm -- C
91. Get Him to the Greek -- B (2)
90. Daybreakers -- C+
89. Gamer -- C
88. Easy Rider -- B
87. PCU -- B-
86. Double Indemnity -- A
85. Club Dread -- C+
84. Lion King 1 1/2 -- C+
83. The Man from Earth -- B
82. King Of California -- B-
81. How To Train Your Dragon -- B
80. MacGruber -- C
79. Leaving Las Vegas -- A-
78. Slammin Salmon -- B
77. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon -- B
76. Drive Thru -- D
75. King Kong (1933) -- A-
74. The Big Lebowski -- B+
73. Women In Trouble -- B-
72. Whatever Works -- B
71. Ninja Assassin -- B
70. Dead Snow -- C
69. 27 Dresses -- D+
68. Iron Man 2 -- B (2)
67. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World! -- C
66. Severance -- B-
65. My Left Foot -- B
64. To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar -- C
63. Jackie Brown -- B
62. Necrosis -- C+
61. For A Few Dollars More -- A
60. First Blood -- A-
59. A Fistful Of Dollars -- A
58. Hard Ticket to Hawaii -- D+
57. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly -- A+
56. Big Fan -- C
55. The Men Who Stare at Goats -- C-
54. Kick-Ass -- B
53. Troll 2 -- F
52. The Room -- B
51. The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans -- B
50. Amelie -- A
49. Avatar -- B
48. Vertigo -- A
47. Invention Of Lying -- B
46. Forgetting Sarah Marshall -- B
45. Clash of the Titans (3-D) -- C
44. Pineapple Express -- A-
43. Good Will Hunting -- A
42. The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day -- C+
41. Gremlins -- A
40. North by Northwest -- A+
39. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past -- D+
38. Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire -- A-
37. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street -- A-
36. Green Zone -- C
35. The Crazies -- B-
34. Glory -- A
33. Alice In Wonderland(3-D) -- B-
32. My Name Is Bruce -- B-
31. G.I. Jane: C
30. Jennifer's Body -- D
29. (500) Days of Summer -- B+
28. Shutter Island -- B+
27. Zombieland -- B+
26. Moon -- A-
25. World's Greatest Dad -- B-
24. Fanboys -- B+
23. The Wolfman -- C+
22. Crazy Heart -- A-
21. Sundown: Vampire In Retreat -- B+
20. I'll Believe You -- C-
19. The Rookie -- B-
18. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang -- A-
17. Adam -- C+
16. Up -- A
15. Freedom Writers -- C+
14. Born Into Brothels -- B-
13. Sherlock Holmes -- B+
12. Sugar -- C
11. The Proposal -- C+
10. The Book Of Eli -- B-
8. The Lovely Bones -- B+
7. Lost In Translation -- A
6. Life as a House -- A-
5. The Girl Next Door -- A-
4. Invictus -- B
3. Face/Off -- A-
2. Is Anybody There? -- C-
1. Up In The Air -- A-

PS- I think this is the most movies I had ever seen in one year ever.

Friday, 31 December 2010

Robert Fuest - a stylish approach to horror



Unique visions and eccentric horrors...

Robert Fuest is a director whose name I learned early on in the world of horror movies. I was then very disappointed when his name stopped cropping up. Reports of a third (and fourth) Dr Phibes movie turned out to be rumours and Fuest settled back into TV and TV movies, most of which I haven't seen. Partly because they were rarely shown, but also because I was afraid they'd mar my admiration for his best work.

While he's mostly associated with the stylised world of The Avengers and the two Dr Phibes movies, he also made two straightforward horror films, the original And Soon the Darkness and The Devil's Rain. Between directing episodes of The Avengers and The New Avengers, he directed almost a cult movie for every year.




Fuest had directed eight episodes in the Tara King (Linda Thorson) era of The Avengers in 1968-69, but had been a production designer for many earlier episodes. It had an obvious influence on the visual style of his films and he continued to work with producers and writers from the series.





AND SOON THE DARKNESS (1970)
A sober change from The Avengers, this was definitely a horror film. No spoofing, but an attempt to do nail-biting suspense in the vein of Alfred Hitchcock. Like the methods of the 'Master of Suspense', Brian Clemens' script created a plot which would play on the audiences' expectations and try to keep them guessing. (My full review is here).

While The Avengers and The Final Programme are set in surreal and stylised universes, The Devil's Rain and And Soon the Darkness are set in the real world. His trademark bizarre set designs are completely absent, but what remains is the sparseness, using empty landscapes instead of soundstages. The French countryside in And Soon the Darkness is open and flat - the cyclists are often alone in an expanse with no one else around. The 'stage' is empty apart from a few key players. There are very few towns or buildings and very few places to hide...

The rocky plains of Lapland at the start of The Final Programme also resonates with The Devil's Rain, set almost entirely in an American desert. Again, wide open flat space with only the key buildings visible. A wooden church literally in the middle of nowhere. The location stripped down to the place 'where it all happens'.





THE ABOMINABLE DR PHIBES (1971)

A hugely enjoyable black comedy, with Vincent Price murdering his enemies with a variety of themed murder methods. It was fun to see reviews of Se7en remember this film as a possible influence.

Many dark jokes arise from Phibes having had his face burnt off, meaning he has to eat and drink through unseen cavities in the side of his neck, and plug in a speaker to make himself heard.



As I watched this again, I kept catching myself thinking "nothing is happening in this scene". Fuest, like Phibes, makes time for the finer things in life. Beautiful corridors, exquisite women in exquisite dresses, music, dance, fine food and wine. Between murders, and even during murders, Phibes does everything with style. When his assistant Vulnavia appears, she walks down a corridor built especially for a grand entrance. And Fuest takes the time to watch.



Vincent Price is supposed to be stoney-faced - perhaps a technique he perfected for Witchfinder General - but shows just how little he needs to still make it humorous. My favourite scene is when he leaves one murder only after giving the corpse a withering look after sniffing some cheap wine, then re-entering the shot to shake his head at some doubtful art hanging on the wall. Subtle, silent asides.

Fuest demonstrated his comfort with visual story-telling by taking us through the first ten minutes of the film without a word being spoken, by which time we get to know Phibes, the man, his mission and his methods. Throughout the film are many more music-only segments.



In the stripped-down style of The Avengers, he continued to use sets that were sparsely furnished, only containing the elements needed for each scene. In TV, this would have suited the limited budgets and fast shooting schedules. Phibes' main hall contains a (huge pink) organ, his mechanical band, and a dance floor - everything needed for the opening scene, but nothing more.



The second murder in The Abominable Dr Phibes reminds me of the surreal look of The Avengers. On seeing the 'frog mask scene' on DVD for the first time, I was shocked at how little set there was - little more than a staircase and a pillar! But the framing of each shot emphasises the characters and the action, and any object placed close to the camera can easily take up half the screen - why waste money on an expensive set if you can't see it?



But this isn't to say he was always constrained by budget. The gorgeous interior of Phibes' pyramid hideaway, and some of the rooms in Jerry Cornelius' mansion look huge - but still empty of clutter.

Fans of Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter may recognise actor John Cater without his glasses and hunched back, as the detective's furious boss. A role so popular that he's brought back for the sequel.





DR PHIBES RISES AGAIN (1972)

Vincent Price returned as Phibes, wreaking more havoc on the living with phase two of his master plan, moving his operation to Egypt in search of ancient magic. Again, he uses far-fetched methods to eliminate anyone who get's in his way.

This feels more vicious than the first and it's been reported that it was bloodied up at the request of the producers, while Fuest intent on increasing the comedy. The murders end up as more prolonged and nasty, while the plot feels far thinner than the first. Phibes' motivation is well established, but the murders aren't part of the plan this time, and the doctor makes a silly mistake that slows down the plot.



There are still some priceless visual gags (Phibes' head hidden among some skulls) and the wonderful finale. Plus a cameo from Peter Cushing and roles for Robert Quarry (Count Yorga), a young Fiona Lewis (The Fury), a young John Thaw (The Sweeney) and Lewis Fiander (Dr Jekyll & Sister Hyde, Who Can Kill a Child?).





THE FINAL PROGRAMME (1973)


At this point, Fuest turned down directing another Vincent Price serial killfest, Theatre of Blood, for fear of being typecast. Though I would have loved to see his version.

Instead Fuest wrote, directed and designed The Final Programme, though I'll vouch that he included an awful lot of Michael Moorcock's Jerry Cornelius mythology. While the author wasn't happy with this presentation of his anti-hero, Fuest's film is still a hell of a homage.

After the death of his father, international playboy and genius Jerry Cornelius inherits the family mansion. Three scientists are very interested in something in dad's safe and employ a troubleshooter to help Jerry break back into the house to get the information and save Jerry's sister from his drug-crazed brother Frank. As the world descends into chaos, Jerry has no idea that he could also be its the saviour...



At the time, just after 2001: A Space Odyssey, it was very hard to sell science-fantasy to an audience for them to take seriously. The film spoofs as much sci-fi as it presents, also portraying the action hero as a clumsy coward. When it's not spoofing, it's a satire on the future of humanity. Full of ideas, many are mentioned and not shown - you have to listen carefully to realise the Third World War is well under way. Much of the best dialogue is almost lost in the mix, "she got absorbed in someone else...".

I enjoy the many references to Moorcock's work, but don't take it as a serious representation of his character. Though it's thrilling to see the central crux of Moorcock's epic Eternal Champion story played out in the second act, as Cornelius returns home to his beloved (I mean truly beloved) sister Catherine to face off against his rival, Frank. My favourite 'facet' of the character were the books about Elric of Melnibone, going through the same motions as Cornelius but in an alternate dimension.



Fuest repeatedly highlights strong, no-nonsense female characters. The mute sidekicks around Phibes are decorative but also deadly. And Soon the Darkness has the fiesty Pamela Franklin. But the strongest of all is Jenny Runacre as the formidable Miss Brunner, a power-driven nasty version of Emma Peel - unnaturally strong, intelligent, scheming and vampiric...

Jon Finch (The Vampire Lovers, Hitchcock's Frenzy, Polanski's Macbeth) looks good as Jerry Cornelius but winds up as a foppish clown and a victim of circumstance. Watch out for a young Sarah Douglas (Ursa in Superman II, Return of the Living Dead III) as Cornelius' sister, bedridden much like Phibes' wife.




THE DEVIL'S RAIN (1975)


While the two Phibes and The Final Programme can be enjoyed as spoofing their respective genres, the last in this batch wasn't intentionally funny. I initially had trouble linking in And Soon the Darkness and The Devil's Rain, which are both played seriously (despite Shatner's over-acting). Fuest can do genuine horror if he wants to - generating unease, suspense and shocks.


The common theme is the remote setting and the barren landscape - like the town in the middle of the desert. A church that god has abandoned, and satanists have moved in. Their quest for power needs only one thing, a mysterious book...




When it was released, The Devil's Rain was one of the squishiest horror movies I'd ever seen. But because the gore was made of wax, it was possible to show gushing fluids pouring out of people at a time when blood-letting was still seriously censored in the cinema.



The images echo Dr Phibes when he's melting the wax busts of his victims after each successful kill. Pointing a blowtorch at each 'face' was another violent image that wasn't actual violence being committed. The use of humour and the outlandish methods in the Phibes films also enabled some nasty murders to escape censor cuts.


The Devil's Rain has an unusual vibe to it, set up during the titles backed by queasy visions of hell as painted by Hieronymus Bosch. While the soundtrack isn't memorable, the mix of unsettling tones and human crying prefigures the music of Suspiria.




With so much going for it, the film's main drawback is the lack of story development or urgency, especially in the middle. Also having John Travolta in a bit part and a half-naked William Shatner co-star are distracting for any serious viewers. But Ernest Borgnine is effective as a resurrected devil-worshipper - a formidable villain with some nasty powers, looking suitably demonic before the make-up effects kick in. Also interesting to see Tom Skeritt before he tackled Alien.





THE NEW AVENGERS (1976, TV)


But after that Robert Fuest mostly returned to TV, including two episodes of The Avengers reborn, both of which are recommended. The Midas Touch features one of the tightest TV car chases and the creepiest of murder methods. The Tale of the Big Why is one long mysterious chase and features actress Jenny Runacre from The Final Programme.

But that was the end of Fuest's busiest and most creative period. There are a couple more films of his that could be interesting which I hope to see soon, but the above list includes his most surreal work and all of his horror films. If you've liked any one of this list, you should see the rest.

I guess And Soon the Darkness was the most straightforward film of Fuest's to be remade, maybe The Devil's Rain would be the next (anyone?). It was interesting to learn (in the DVD notes on Dark Sky's edition of The Devil's Rain) that Fuest also turned down The Legend of Hell House (hmm) and The Neptune Factor (thankfully)!

All of the above have made it to DVD and I'm sure will continue to entertain.






THREE DANGEROUS LADIES
(1977, segment 3 'The Island')

The rest of his directing jobs were mostly in TV. This half-hour section of Three Dangerous Ladies is the strongest of the three, and Fuest recalls Graham Crowden (The Final Programme, O Lucky Man) and Jenny Runacre, opposite Charles Gray and John Hurt! 


A rich wall-to-wall soundtrack, recalling the vocal elements of Dr Phibes, and a gorgeously shot journey to the island lead up to a large house with enigmatic occupants. A great build-up to a pay-off you'd expect in a Victorian short story. But for anyone desperate for every last drop of Fuest, this is worth a look. 





REVENGE OF THE STEPFORD WIVES (1980, TV)

Not necessarily a must-see, but Revenge of the Stepford Wives is a taut, and occasionally nasty, TV movie, the first sequel to the 1975 film, directed by Bryan Forbes. Sharon Gless plays a reporter, drawn to the too-good-to-be-true statistics of Stepford residents. She befriends a young couple, played by Don Johnson (between A Boy and his Dog and Miami Vice) and Julie Kavner (between Rhoda and The Simpsons) and locks horns with Arthur Hill (Mission Impossible, The Andromeda Strain) about Stepford's new, deadly secret...

I enjoyed this more than the original movie (where even the poster is a spoiler), because I didn't know where it was going to lead. It has no tell-tale, Fuestian hallmarks, but is effective like his other straightforward thrillers.


This is only currently available on VHS in the US.



 

It's surprising that one hasn't arrived sooner, but there's now a book out about Robert Fuest, but, it's only available
in Italian!

Author Michael Moorcock talks about his experience of the adaption of The Final Programme in
his recent public interview at the BFI. Though as movie connections go, he prefers The Land that Time Forgot (1975) which he scripted! Now that's a different beast altogether...




(Updated August, 2013 - to include Revenge of the Stepford Wives review.)