Thursday 29 September 2011

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? (1965) - Woody Allen, Peters O'Toole and Sellers


WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?
(1965, USA/France)

(To camera) "As a man's life passes before his eyes, you are there."

A sex comedy of yesteryear that's such a tame romp it's almost kid-friendly today. No nudity, no swearing, but that doesn't make it any less funny, with a cast put to far better use here than in the similarly mad, but really very expensive Bond-spoof Casino Royale (1967).


Michael (Peter O'Toole) has a dilemma. Should he give up his lifetime habit of sleeping around with every beautiful woman who gives him a second glance, or should he commit to just one woman, his girlfriend (Romy Schneider)? He can no longer rely on the advice  of friends (like Woody Allen), the problem warrants a trip to a psychologist with some radical methods (Peter Sellers), who himself has fixation for one of his clients (Capucine). Michael then has to resist the temptations of the most beautiful stripper (Paula Prentiss) at his favourite club in Paris, and any other 'pussycat' who happens to drop by (like Ursula Andress)...


It's sometimes silly, sometimes breaking the fourth wall, slightly kinky ("please send up six French loaves and a boy scout's uniform"). Despite being set in swinging Paris in the sixties (and being filmed there), the advent of the permissive society is only gently hinted at, as are Freudian psychology, orgies and other 'deviations'. Nothing more daring than a wryly cheeky comedy for adults, but with fuller characters than the one-joke boob, knob and toilet-obsessives in the Carry On films.


It's portrays a still very recognisable struggle of someone resisting settling down and marrying when they're having so much fun. Also, like many later Woody Allen scripts, despite the central character being a man with a sex habit, there's a range of female characters with a variety of their own sexual appetites. Romy Schneider as Michael's fiancee is also a realistic character who's beautiful, complex and fun.

This is Woody Allen's first movie screenplay and first big screen appearance. His script is at it's best when everyone in the cast sticks to it, less funny when there's madcap improvisation and farcical running around between bedrooms. It's almost a pity that it descends into (French) farce because the dialogue and interplay between all the characters achieve comic brilliance, like an early Clouseau movie written by, well, Woody Allen.


One of the main draws here are the top members of the cast at the top of their game - a rare but effortless comedy turn from Peter O'Toole shortly after Lawrence of Arabia in his most gorgeous decade. Peter Sellers, hot off his second Clouseau film, A Shot In The Dark, as Dr Fritz  Fassbender, the neurotic psychiatrist who hates his wife and kids.


Sellers hones his scenes to pack in every last gag, all while staying firmly in character. Even his hair is funny. While his accent is a typical Austrian psychiatrist, he appears wrapped in a Norwegian flag in one scene. The voice could be a discarded idea from his far more warped German madman, Dr Strangelove.


Woody Allen plays the desperate nerd who can't land a woman for himself, very different from his later scripts where he always gets the girl. A big success, this led to a stupidly expensive James Bond spoof in a similar madcap vein. There's even a strangely anticipatory Bond joke, which mirrors a couple of throwaway Pussycat in-jokes that later appear in Casino Royale. Both films had Woody in a scene-stealing supporting role, but only Pussycat has the unique chance for Allen to share scenes with Peter Sellers.

Capucine had previously played Clouseau's long-suffering wife in The Pink Panther and again maintains an icy composure in her scenes with Sellers (which must have been hard). Also inherited from Pink Panther are animated titles by Richard Williams, who eventually brought to life the title character of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

In bit parts, watch out for a young Daniel Emilfork - he later played the obsessed inventor in Jeunet and Caro's The City of Lost Children (1995), and Howard Vernon, the awful Dr Orloff himself! Also watch out for a lightning cameo from one of the, then, most famous actors on the planet...


Add to this the catchy Burt Bacharach score, topped with a top ten title song from the powerfully sexy Tom Jones, plus background music from Manfred Mann and Dionne Warwick and the whole film practically epitomises the decade.

Released by MGM in 2004, the current DVD is very disappointing. I don't often notice audio faults, but the mono audio sounded thin, almost tinny in some scenes, with no other audio option. The widescreen anamorphic picture also annoys by cropping off action on all sides - particularly noticeable during the opening credits. Any English subtitles have been removed in order for the DVD to be subtitled in any language, which ruins the "Author's Message" gag (pictured above), an animation obviously added by Richard Williams. No extras either. Grrrr...


Tuesday 27 September 2011

NFL Power Poll - Week 3

1. Green Bay Packers - That TE Finley went nuts with 3 TD grabs for a 27-17 win over Da Bears

2. Buffalo Bills - These truly are the best jerseys.... ever!

3. New Orleans Saints - Able to pull out high scoring win over a good opponent (Houston)

4. New England Patriots - Brady throws 4 INT's in one game, threw 4 all of last season.

5. Detroit Lions- Lions come from behind for dramatic win in Minnesota, Calvin Johnson cannot be stopped.

6. Houston Texans - Defense that I said was good proved me wrong, letting up 40 in loss to Saints.

7. Baltimore Ravens- WR Torrey Smith first 3 catches in the game were all TD's, they killed the Rams 37-7.

8. New York Jets - The mighty D gave up 34 to the Raiders and 171 rushing yards to McFadden.

9. San Diego Chargers- Took my advice and let Ryan Matthews run for 98 yards with 2 TD's, my fantasy team thanks you.

10. Pittsburgh Steelers - Probably should have beat the Colts by more than 3.

11. Dallas Cowboys - Who is NOT injured on this team?

12. Philadelphia Eagles - I know all they mention is Vick but LeSean McCoy is a very underrated RB.

13. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - A nice home win against the Falcons has me thinking Bucs are in for a good season.

14. New York Giants - Last time I said they were not impressing me, this week's win in Philly has changed my stance.

15. Oakland Raiders - Raiders offense has been putting up big numbers so far, great team win against a good Jets team makes me wonder if they can contend.

16. Chicago Bears - Tough opening three games: Atlanta, New Orleans, and Green Bay...they could be in for some more wins in the near future namely at home vs. Carolina up next.

17. Washington Redskins - Rex Grossman led Redskins will not go undefeated this year!

18. Atlanta Falcons - This team's play has been puzzling to this point, perhaps Michael Turner's 20 yards on 11 carriers is a start...

19. San Francisco 49ers - Won in the first NFL game ever to finish with a 13-8 score! They are in sole possession of first in the NFC West.

20. Tennessee Titans - Win the game but have to be disappointed to lose Kenny Brit, who I just praised last week!

21. Cleveland Browns - Your 2-1 Browns, and they did it without Peyton Hillis who is suffering from Madden Curse.

22. Carolina Panthers - Panthers already with half their win total from last season!

23. Denver Broncos - Like the Cowboys, who on this team in not hurt? Tim Tebow for one..

24. Arizona Cardinals - This team may get no wins on the road this season.

25. St Louis Rams - Rams also have had a very hard schedule so far..at home vs. Ravens and Eagles and on the road against the Giants.

26. Miami Dolphins - Bright spot is rookie RB Daniel Thomas who has taken over the RB situation.

27. Cincinnati Bengals - Failed to put up many points after being in a few goal line situations vs. 49ers.

28. Jacksonville Jaguars- The Blaine Gabbert era begins with a safety.

29. Minnesota Vikings - After being up 20-0 they end up losing 26-23 in OT.

30. Seattle Seahawks- Seahawks home crowd somehow propels this team to win, may be best player on team.

31. Kansas City Chiefs - After some blowout losses they played better but still lose 20-17.

32. Indianapolis Colts - Ready or not the Curtis Painter era begins in Indy.

Tuesday 20 September 2011

NFL Power Poll - Week 2

1. New England Patriots - Having the same QB and coach for years means no lag to start the season for these guys.

2. Green Bay Packers - A close call playing the Panthers but were able to handle their business.

3. New York Jets - Threw a hurting on the Jags to the tune of 32-3

4. New Orleans Saints - Were able to sack Jay Cutler 6 times and the offense is clicking.

5. Houston Texans - Doesn't seem to matter who is running the ball this team is winning and has an improved defense.
6. Philadelphia Eagles - After Vick went out with a concussion the team wasn't the same, could prove to be a problem.

7. Detroit Lions- Stafford has not been sacked once in two games. They are for real.

8. Baltimore Ravens- Did a double take when I saw they lost, a huge step back to lose after taking out Pittsburgh.

9. San Diego Chargers- I think Ryan Matthews should be the #1 RB here, lost at New England... but who doesn't?

10. Atlanta Falcons - Nice bounce back win after a terrible start in Chicago. Falcons show they do not need Vick any longer.

11. Pittsburgh Steelers - Held the Seahawks scoreless, they needed that.

12. Chicago Bears - Might want to look into getting some offensive line help or a better back up QB.

13. Buffalo Bills - Still am not buying this team..yet. See how they do against the Patriots, still love the jerseys!

14. Washington Redskins - Rex Grossman led Redskins are 2-0....What?

15. Dallas Cowboys - If healthy they could be a team to reckon with.

16. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Josh Freeman is starting to get a name for himself as a come from behind QB.

17. New York Giants - Team hasn't been to impressive so far.

18. Tennessee Titans - Nice win against the Ravens at home, Kenny Britt is the real deal.

19. Oakland Raiders - Crushing loss against the Bills, I think they are missing a certain All Pro Cornerback.

20. San Francisco 49ers- Couldn't hold the lead and the offense again couldn't get the run working.

21. Arizona Cardinals - Kolb, Wells, and Fitzgerald are becoming a great combination.

22. Cleveland Browns- Peyton wins in Indianapolis, Peyton Hillis that is.

23. Jacksonville Jaguars- Managed just 3 points, Blane Gabbert already got some snaps, shocker!

24. Carolina Panthers - Played well against the Packers, you can tell things are heading up in Carloina.

25. St Louis Rams - Stephen Jackson misses the game and Rams have a hard time scoring.
26. Minnesota Vikings - Were up 17-0 at the half, ended up losing 24-20.

27. Denver Broncos - A nice home win over the Bengals shows that anyone can win at home.

28. Miami Dolphins - Reggie Bush, the best back up RB you can ever have!

29. Cincinnati Bengals - Hey, Andy Dalton and A.J. Green played well...there is hope!

30. Indianapolis Colts - No Manning, no win.

31. Kansas City Chiefs - Lose another huge player in Charles and have been outscored 89-10 on the season.

32. Seattle Seahawks- Is this the worst offense in the NFL?

Friday 16 September 2011

DEMON WITH A GLASS HAND (1964) - a monochrome BLADE RUNNER



I can't stay away from The Outer Limits for very long and return to them more often than The Twilight Zone. The stories are more detailed, less predictable, less fanciful, usually scary and often cosmically mind-expanding. The original 1963-1965 run is easily in my top ten TV series. Beautifully directed and photographed in black and white, with familiar and surprising faces in the cast (Martin Sheen, Robert Duvall, Bruce Dern, Donald Pleasence...). The stand-alone stories sometimes pack enough ideas into a TV hour to blow away most sci-fi B-movies and many A-list productions as well. Sometimes, not all.

I first watched them on late night TV at the end of the 1970s (Friday nights on BBC2), primed by monster magazines that there'd be weekly creatures and aliens - outlandish man-in-a-mask creations, but also shapeless entities, things made only of energy, beings from different dimensions... each with their own very different story, challenging the scientific status quo.


The Control Voice alone, setting up and summing up each episode, through a broken TV transmission, authoritatively prepared us for the wonders and dangers of the future, and to appreciate better the size of the Universe and the potential variety within. Even the worst monsters and outlandish stories get high marks for at least taking themselves seriously, an approach which could still easily convince me, watching on my own, slightly wasted, sometime way after midnight.


Many years ago, my initial response to Demon With A Glass Hand was muted, the scary 'bear' of the week was disappointing - a guy with a transparent hand and some cheap-looking aliens. I wish they hadn't worn those rubber caps, but the 'ghoul' make-up is effective enough. A lone human (Culp) is trying to evade the murderous aliens and complete his mission. His hand has been replaced by fingerless glass, missing a few fingers but full of electronics issuing him instructions. In a classic script ploy, he has no memory before the story started, putting him in the same position as the audience as to what the bloody hell is going on.


Why are they all trying to kill him? What is his mission? While working his way up the building, getting closer to the truth, he encounters a young woman who's horrified by his transparent hand. Her reaction partially explains the episode title, but it's a cheat.


It's a gripping episode, the hero using tough tactics from the very start to get to the truth. It's exciting because he's outnumbered, it's fascinating because of the mysteries piling up from the clues from his talking hand... Unlike much sci-fi, the seemingly bizarre story elements converge and conclude logically, while still leaving the viewer a few implications to mull over.


There are two editions of the appreciative and informative series companion, introducing the many creative minds behind the series, script decisions, special effects and a critical analysis of each episode - not the kind of scrutiny most TV series can justify in such detail. The more recent publication (on the right) has been revised, expanded and printed on less pulpy paper. I didn't initially appreciate the cult status of this particular episode, compared to my many other favourites. But watching through the second series again, I relaxed and really enjoyed it, particularly it's premonitions of Blade Runner...

I'm not just talking about the main location for the episode - most of it takes place inside the Bradbury Building, the scene of Rick Deckard's main confrontation in the film. Demon also has the protagonists working their way up the Bradbury, and even chasing out the window... An astonishing piece of parallel action with the film.


This time around I was also struck by the naked shoproom dummies in the dressmaking shop. Female dummies also appear in Blade Runner, stood outside J.F. Sebastian's apartment, also filmed in the Bradbury Building. The location, the symbolism, the themes of both stories overlapping, possibly intentionally, making this the closest you can get to Blade Runner if it was shot in black-and-white and twenty years earlier.



The story is packed with so many ideas, the episode could easily have expanded to feature-length. The fact that they're crammed into a TV hour makes it rich enough for fans of serious science fiction. Some elements of the story prefigure Blade Runner as well as The Terminator - Harlan Ellison wrote this and the episode Soldier, later suing James Cameron for lifting too many ideas from these scripts. Spoilerage prevents me from elaborating on which particular elements of the plot.

I had thought of cherrypicking my top ten episodes of the original Outer Limits as must-see, but it's too good a show to divide up. Watch them all. Pick your own favourites. They're all available on DVD in the US and UK.


A thorough (though spoilery) guide to the series, with plenty of screengrabs and some rare stills, plus a review of every single episode, all on this blog in collaboration with the David J. Schow, the author of The Outer Limits Companion, We Are Controlling Transmission...

Tuesday 13 September 2011

NFL Power Poll - Week 1

1. New England Patriots - Not sure if Tom Brady is warmed up yet

2. Green Bay Packers - Great game to watch against New Orleans, but questions about defense loom.

3. Baltimore Ravens - Needed a statement game at home against Pittsburgh, won 35-7.

4. Philadelphia Eagles - Dream Team handled the Rams with ease, tougher opponents on the horizon.

5. Chicago Bears - Killed the Falcons at home to the tune of 30-12.

6. Houston Texans - No Manning or Arian Foster? No Problem for the Texans.

7. New Orleans Saints - Fought back for a thrilling game, but couldn't punch it in at the 1 yard line.

8. New York Jets - Dramatic late surge to take out the Cowboys, they looked shaky.

9. San Diego Chargers - Seems Mike Tolbert (2 reception TD's) is Philip Rivers new favorite.

10. Atlanta Falcons - Not the way they wanted to start the season, especially with Philly in town next.

11. Pittsburgh Steelers - Offense looked terrible, way too many turnovers.

12. Detroit Lions - If Matthew Stafford could stay healthy... (sums up the Lions season)

13. Oakland Raiders - Sebastian Janikowski hits a NFL record tying 63 yard field goal, Raiders show they can handle a bad team.

14. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Played a close game with the Lions, losing with home field advantage could come back to haunt them.

15. Dallas Cowboys - This team seems like they could win or lose any game easily.

16. San Francisco 49ers - Ted Ginn Jr takes pay cut to stay with team and returns a punt and kick for a TD to secure win.

17. Jacksonville Jaguars - The Luke McCown era begins with a nice home win.

18. New York Giants - I think you have to worry when Rex Grossman makes your defense look bad (305 yards and 2 TD's)

19. Buffalo Bills - I love, love, love the retero look jerseys. Are the Bills a surprise team? No one beats KC that bad in KC.

20. Arizona Cardinals - Kevin Kolb shows that a good QB can turn around a team faster than any other player.

21. Kansas City Chiefs - 41-7 loss at home and lost their All Pro Safety in the process...that hurts.

22. St Louis Rams - Good news is Sam Bradford is not hurt, bad news is that Stephen Jackson is (and you lost bad at home).

23. Washington Redskins - I cannot put them too high because I think they stink (prove me wrong!).

24. Indianapolis Colts - No Manning no win, could be a new slogan.

25. Minnesota Vikings - Donovan McNabb didn't look younger than last year.

26. Miami Dolphins - The defense gave up some 600 yards to the Patriots.

27. Seattle Seahawks - How many games until Charlie Whitehurst starts?

28. Carolina Panthers - Is Cam Newtown the real deal, or is Arizona's pass defense that bad?

29. Cincinnati Bengals - They handled the Browns on the road for a nice W, could be the last one for a while.

30. Tennessee Titans - Hasselbeck to Britt could be a lethal combo.

31. Denver Broncos - Fans were demanding Tim Tebow start last night, I don't see how he could do much worse.

32. Cleveland Browns - Lost, at home, to the Bengals who were starting a rookie QB...Madden curse?

Friday 9 September 2011

2005 Draft




I find it very odd that the 49ers now have 3 of the top 9 picks from the 2005 NFL draft. Was there something about 2005 that the 49ers love? Well if we look at the top of that draft we can see it was a very bad overall draft, at least at the top 10 selections due to injury or personal problems.


1. Alex Smith - 49ers

Smith was suppose to be a savior but it never worked out due to changes in coach and scheme every season he played. He also suffered injuries due to a bad offensive line but even when he has had talent around him he has yet to flash brilliance. He is a maybe this year type of player.

2. Ronnie Brown - Miami

Brown was a Pro Bowl RB who was having a monster year in 2007 before suffering a very bad injury and so far has never been the same. He is now on the Eagles as a back up.

3. Braylon Edwards - Cleveland

Braylon Edwards has had an average career but he did have a monster 2007 season and went the Pro Bowl, he is now on his 3rd team.

4. Cedric Benson - Chicago
Benson has become a nice RB for the Bengals after falling out of favor in Chicago, he has also been arrested 3 times since 2008.

5. Carnell "Cadillac" Willaims - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Cadillac had a great rookie year but suffered a career changing injury and never was the same, he is now a back up in St Louis.

6. Adam "Pac-Man" Jones - Tennessee Titans

Pac-Man Jones is currently on the Bengals roster, this being his 3rd team in 4 seasons. He was famously arrested for a Las Vegas shooting and has missed the 07 and 09 seasons.

7. Troy Williamson - Minnesota Vikings

Troy Williamson never had more then 37 receptions in a season and had 4 career touchdowns, he last played for Jacksonville in 2009.

8. Antrel Rolle - Arizona Vikings

Antrel Rolle is probably the best of the high picks, he had a solid career in Arionza. He made the Pro Bowl in 09 with the Cardinals and 2010 with the New York Giants were he is currently one of the highest paid safety's in the league (he was a CB for most of his career in Arizona).

9. Carlos Rogers - Washington Redskins

Carlos Rodgers spent adequate years as a CB for the Redskins. In the NFL you sometimes need guys like Rodgers who stay injury free and can play average every game. He signed with the 49ers this off season.

10. Mike Williams - Detroit Lions

Mike Willaims missed his final year of college eligibility at USC and was still drafted #10 overall in 2005. Williams is currently on his 4th team, but made some strides last year for the Seahawks, catching 65 passes and scoring 2 TD's which doubled his previous career high, he now stands as 4 TD's in his entire NFL career.


I cannot say I have followed every draft but this one seems like it was really bad at the top. There was a lot of talent to be had in 2005, such players as:

#11- DeMarcus Ware - Cowboys

#12- Shawne Merriman - Chargers

#13 - Jammal Brown - Saints

#24 - Aaron Rodgers - Packers

#27 - Roddy White - Falcons

#32 - Logan Makins - Patriots

All of these players have made the Pro Bowl.